The question is this: Is it possible that by using pretty much nothing but the internet, could anybody make contact in real-life with anybody else in the world? And then what if one person worked in an office and the other had hit records and millions of followers? How hard would it be then?

I want to meet Lily Allen. Quite a lot actually, you may have noticed. And when my friends told me that it was never going to happen, I was determined to prove them wrong.

But I seriously, seriously, need your help. Please. I beg of you. I literally can't do it without you.

The whole idea is to somehow get Lily to this website. I have come up with a few methods, each one will just take a couple of your minutes. With this help, it can not fail:



For those of you with a Twitter account, this one's for you. First follow Lily, and then tweet the following:

Hey @lilyroseallen have you seen this? http://www.HelpJaredWoodsMeetLilyAllen.com

Lily has recently stopped using Twitter, but there is a chance she still checks her messages or gets notifications in her mail. If enough people send her this message, she will hopefully follow the link.



Join this group and then invite your friends. I know, I know, everyone hates being told to "invite your friends", but if the 6 degrees of seperation is true, then we are all closer to Lily than we think. I can't express this enough, it is a numbers game to spread the word, you could very well be the link that will get this to work.



Do you have your own facebook group with more than 400 members? Then we should make a deal. You post a link to my group on yours, and I will advertise your group on mine. Simple!



Do you use MySpace? Then let's be friends! The more people who become aware of the experiment, the more chance it will reach the right person. It will only take a few seconds, c'mon!



Talk about it! Even if you tell your friends "There is this crazy guy who is trying to meet Lily Allen via the internet", it is good enough, so please do it! The more people who are aware of this experiment, the more chance it will reach Lily. 6 degrees of seperation people!



If you have connections (or even if you don't) to any publications, please send this Press Release to them. If the media gets hold of the story, there is seriously no stopping this.



If you feel like being awesome, just download this pdf, purchase some A4 label paper (about £3.00) and then print!
If you do this and stick them somewhere, please take a photo or just let us know!
And please, don't vandalise your city, people need to live there.



I could be wrong, but I have come across a site that claims her email address is either Lilyallen@hotmail.com or Lilyallen@hotmail.co.uk. Don't spam the poor girl, just one email per person would be enough. Tell her about the website, make it brief or she probably won't read it! Best method: put the subject of the email as:

Help Jared Woods Meet Lily Allen.com

(note: I have got a lot of shit for this one. Yes, I know it is probably not her email address. Do you have her real one then?)

Another way would to email her webmaster, her record label... anything that could somehow links to her.



MESSAGE BOARDS, FACEBOOK GROUPS, MYSPACE, RADIO STATIONS etc

I wouldn't expect anyone but me to do this, but if you really want to help, join any Lily or celeb facebook group and message board and talk about this site. Phone or email your local radio station, write on her myspce wall, ANYTHING, the more people who visit, the bigger the chance. Some good places:

http://forums.lilyallenmusic.com
http://www.facebook.com/lilyallen?ref=ts
Another Facebook group
And Another Facebook group
http://www.myspace.com/lilymusic
Contact FanPop
Contact Lily Allen.org
Fan Forum

Even if you just copy and paste the following, it would make a huge difference:

This guy is trying to meet Lily Allen by using the internet, do you reckon it will work? http://www.HelpJaredWoodsMeetLilyAllen.com



WRITE TO EMI

This is a sure fire way, but requires a little effort on your part. If lots of us write to her record label and tell them about this website, I am sure someone will find it funny enough to pass on. Their address is:

E M I House,
43 Brook Green,
LONDON,
Greater London,
W6 7EF



If by some miracle of God and you know Lily Allen, please tell her about this website, she will more than likely get a kick out of it.

If you see Lily in the street and she looks busy, you should probably leave her alone. But if she looks chilled, please think of my mission and tell her about it. Long shot?

If you go to a show, hold up a sign or wear a t-shirt with this website on it. If you supply a photo of yourself doing this, I will reimburse the entire cost of your ticket (provided you don't get a ticket on eBay for some festival or any other kind of con, you bastard) and include a decent prize as well.



Can you think of any other way? Please let me know at mailjaredwoods@gmail.com or sign the guestbook and I will put it on this page and credit you.
You could be my hero baby.


IF YOU GET INVOLVED WITH ANY OF THE ABOVE, PLEASE LET ME KNOW AND YOU WILL GET RECOGNITION WHEN THIS WHOLE THING IS OVER.

Thanks so much, this might actually work!! :)