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Dear Lily
I know this might be kind of weird for you, but just hear me out.
Hi, my name is Jared Woods, and I have made a website to meet you. I think it would be pretty normal for you to be a little skeptical about something like this, but somehow I reckon you've heard worse before.
Basically, you are a rare talent in the mainstream world of music, and I have become a big fan of yours.
My friends told me I couldn't meet you, and I thought I probably could. I would never claim to be your biggest fan, because believe me, I have come into contact with some of your biggest fans. And they are waaaay crazier than anybody has ever claimed I was. I have received death threats.
I have put a lot of work into this website. You have tweeted about it. I don't think it is too ridiculous for me to ask for some kind of a direct response. If you don't want to meet me, that is obviously your right - just let me know so I can stop making silly cartoons and movies. Otherwise, just meet me. Conveniently, I live in London, so I could meet you somewhere to fit in with your busy schedule. And all I want is a photograph to prove I did it. This would seriously take no more than 5-10 minutes of your time, I will be the coolest thing amoung my facebook friends. And that would be quite nice of you.
Sincerely,
Jared
P.S: My twitter account is here, I think that would be the best way to contact me as this will avoid nasty pranks from my oh-so-funny friends.
I have also created a profile on your official message board, so you could also contact me there.
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Help Jared Woods Meet 
Help Jared Woods Meet 