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THE FUTURE
PLEASE NOTE: Some of these may never happen. New ones will spring up often. Some will be deleted. Some idea's will be merged together. And despite all this information, I have purposefully left some out.

  1. COMING DOWN HAPPY

  2. MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY

  3. MUSIC WRITER

  4. 2012 ALBUM CHARTS

  5. ASSORTED PUBLISHED LITERATURE

  6. CARD GAME

  7. HELP JARED WOODS MEET A MILLION QUID

  8. POTATO MILK

  9. eMAGAZINE: JUICE-SOMETHING [working title]

  10. THE TRUTH BEHIND MARIJUANA [working title]

  11. THE WALRUS, THE ONION, THE CIGARETTE [working title]

  12. FLASH GAME

  13. ONLINE BAND

  14. FLASH CARTOONS

  15. A WEB-COMIC

  16. WRITE ON YOUR MONEY

  17. PR0N SITE

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